alupapa:

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

alupapa:

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION

Lunesol, I gave a few anons directions to where you live exactly because they wanted to surprise you with an All Terrain Vehicle...i think? Well either way, expect a few rude noises.

"DAMN IT, KILALA! Why the hell would you think I want more of these little bastards?!"

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"These little bastards are already invading and I don’t want this! I already expect more than a few rude noises from them and you thought it would be cute to send even more to me? No. NO. No. When they get here I’m returning them to you. Hope you’re ready to get crashed by All Terrain Anons.”

Lunesloth, I want you to sit and evaluate the word colonel and tell me nothing is weird about English.
Anonymous

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Anonymous

"Stop staring at me in that tone of voice."

I want my ears pierced

"So get your ears pierced. What are you asking me for? Look at your ears and how long they are. You could probably support anchors for earrings with those manakete ears. Or you could fit like 123894 earrings on each ear. You know, because they’re so long.

Just remember that this means someone will be stabbing a hole through your ear and that won’t be very enjoyable. I’m not going to tolerate you breaking things out of pain, so you better think this through before you do it. Naga knows you have trouble with thinking things through…”

You were the best thing to ever happen to me, Lunesol.
Anonymous

*wiggles eyebrows*

Psst! Hey Lunesol have you made your move on Nah? If so awesome >:) if not at least try to :3
Anonymous

*Looks at wedding ring*

"Mhmm. I… guess you could say I have ‘made my move’."

All the Anons with the powers of dark magic have been drafted into Union service. Plus, most of them are too malnourished to properly use their powers unless the Union wants them to!
Anonymous

"I… suppose that’s a plus? For once your Union’s corruption and iron fist seems to serve a good purpose. Just this once, though."

The statistics have been read. The chance that you, Mr. Lunesol Tactician, know how to meme... is 0%. I'm sorry, but you... AREN'T the father.

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"No, I’M sorry. The, er, real statistics have been read and they say that you are, in fact, a weenie. I know this must be hard for you, so I’ll give you some time to yourself so you can come to terms with it. Just remember that there is no known cure. You are doomed to be a weenie for life; such is my professional diagnosis. I’m truly sorry. Truly.” ((except not))

"In other news…"

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Tiki…

Reminds me of her dear aunt Emmeryn…

I'll just keep asking questions in English. English is a pretty weird language, right Lunesloth?
Anonymous

"I don’t think it’s weird. I mean, the entire world speaks it! Ylisse, Plegia, Regna Ferox, Valm, Rosanne, Chon’sin… everyone. Really, it’s pretty cool that everyone in the known world speaks English!

That is, unless you change the language in the ‘options’ menu.”

I’m at McDonnel’s right now, do you need me to pick something up for you on the way home Lunesol?
NUGGETS
Oh, we didn't waste time and money creating dark magic that can turn people into Anons. Some Anons simply are born with the ability!
Anonymous

"Then you need to contain them. Create a tower of some sort and the second you figure out they have this ability you take them away from their families and put them in the tower for the rest of their lives. They can never be allowed to set foot outside of the tower again and they must sever all ties to their previous lives. Have it guarded at all moments of the day by warriors specially trained to counter this ability. Take a bit of their blood and store it in a phylactery so you can hunt them down and kill them should they escape. They are a threat to everyone and you can’t allow them to wander free."