DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION
"DAMN IT, KILALA! Why the hell would you think I want more of these little bastards?!"
"These little bastards are already invading and I don’t want this! I already expect more than a few rude noises from them and you thought it would be cute to send even more to me? No. NO. No. When they get here I’m returning them to you. Hope you’re ready to get crashed by All Terrain Anons.”
"So get your ears pierced. What are you asking me for? Look at your ears and how long they are. You could probably support anchors for earrings with those manakete ears. Or you could fit like 123894 earrings on each ear. You know, because they’re so long.
Just remember that this means someone will be stabbing a hole through your ear and that won’t be very enjoyable. I’m not going to tolerate you breaking things out of pain, so you better think this through before you do it. Naga knows you have trouble with thinking things through…”
*Looks at wedding ring*
"Mhmm. I… guess you could say I have ‘made my move’."
"I… suppose that’s a plus? For once your Union’s corruption and iron fist seems to serve a good purpose. Just this once, though."
"No, I’M sorry. The, er, real statistics have been read and they say that you are, in fact, a weenie. I know this must be hard for you, so I’ll give you some time to yourself so you can come to terms with it. Just remember that there is no known cure. You are doomed to be a weenie for life; such is my professional diagnosis. I’m truly sorry. Truly.” ((except not))
"In other news…"
"I don’t think it’s weird. I mean, the entire world speaks it! Ylisse, Plegia, Regna Ferox, Valm, Rosanne, Chon’sin… everyone. Really, it’s pretty cool that everyone in the known world speaks English!
That is, unless you change the language in the ‘options’ menu.”
"Then you need to contain them. Create a tower of some sort and the second you figure out they have this ability you take them away from their families and put them in the tower for the rest of their lives. They can never be allowed to set foot outside of the tower again and they must sever all ties to their previous lives. Have it guarded at all moments of the day by warriors specially trained to counter this ability. Take a bit of their blood and store it in a phylactery so you can hunt them down and kill them should they escape. They are a threat to everyone and you can’t allow them to wander free."